by Roving Reporter, ©2024
(Apr. 27, 2024) — “America the Beautiful” (3:31)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Zorkophsky has some rather interesting thoughts on puppets waving flags from other countries in the House, so we invited him to explain it all. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”
“And thank you for the invite; always appreciated. Blackmailing the president equals millions deposited in every politician’s account who voted to send money to Ukraine. Straightforward as they come. And that’s it; all I wanted to say.”
“What about all these crazy Hamas protesters on college campuses?”
“We buy oil from the Muslims, they fund ‘Arab Studies’ in our schools; it’s no wonder our kids don’t have a grip on reality. I wish that Israel would release unredacted footage of Oct. 7; maybe it would be the wake-up call for the slow learners.”
“You mean the Dems?”
“RINOs, too. But the destruction of the USA is going along even better than Barry Soetoro, aka Obama, could ever hope for. The manipulation of some of the even dumber politicians resulted in ‘sanctuary’ zones, in other words, places where the Mexican cartels could open chop-shops, sell drugs, run prostitution and child trafficking rings, pay off whoever, and still make millions.”
“Follow the money.”
“Yep, follow the money. And then came the Muslims in the form of Obama; throw in a useful idiot like Mayorkas, the head of Homeland Security, an oxymoron if there ever was one; and the stage is set to bring down the final curtain.”
“Lights out?”
“The death of the ‘Beacon of Freedom.’”
“And that’s okay with the Mexicans and all the other drug empires?”
“Killing your clients is not conducive to long-term planning.”
“They don’t plan for the future?”
“To them there is no future; living in the fast lane means there’s no ‘retirement’ as we know it. The only ‘gardening’ they’ll ever do is when they plant themselves. Dangerous occupation,working for the cartels.”
“Enter the Caliphate.”
“Right. Muslims to be patient, but with the television and then the Internet, patience is no longer a ‘virtue.’ They want it now, like yesterday. They want the Jews dead and gone, and then it’ll be the Christians and then the Buddhists and so on down the line, and when they’re all gone, then they can turn on themselves even more than they do now.”
“Seems like such a waste.”
“Now that’s an understatement.”
“Professor, you’ve been treating nuts for over 20 years, so you’ve seen the whole gambit of symptoms of, well, of those who need help. What’s your take on those who are afflicted with ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome?’”
“Good question, Roving. It is my professional opinion that some of us are born with a condition that I call ‘Pre-Lob’; that’s when a person believes the lies the brain tells itself because of a lack of self-esteem. Rachel Maddow* and Mika Scarborough have it bad, so bad, in fact, that there’s absolutely no possible cure.”
“None at all?”
“Well, maybe a 7th-grader’s understanding of the Constitution would help and watch the movie ‘2,000 Mules.’ (1:29)”
“Really?”
“Look, they’ll never get past the three branches of government, so don’t hold your breath.”
“Hopeless?”
“Yep, hopeless. They sold their integrity for a paycheck. Grant Stinchfield served in the military, and he hasn’t sold out, yet he’s on prime-time RAV TV and does alright.”
“Which proves you don’t have to be a complete idiot to tell the truth. I see that our time is up.”
“Wait a minute. These protests, these ‘Pro-Hamas’ and ‘Free-Palestine’ delinquents, are what we have to look forward to this summer. But mind you, it’s not written in concrete. One way to solve a problem is to eliminate the cause. Leaking water pipe? First, turn off the water. Riots on campuses? Remove the protesters: arrest and incarcerate or deport. It’s not rocket science. Just do it.”
“Can we?”
“Either we get with the program or the opportunity of even choosing a program will have been removed. Look at Europe, accepting membership in the EU, the beginning of the end. The history of whole countries expunged from the memory of man. Statues toppled, yesteryear erased; books burned and edited for accepted content.”
“It’s that serious?”
“Look, Roving, we either keep America or lose America; there’s no two ways about it. If we follow Maddow and Scarborough, we’re done with, or we use the brains that the Good Lord gave us. The end could be near, so we must use every means of survival we have or we’ll slide down into the dustbin of antiquity. Period. And we do it today.”
“Any advice?”
“As long as we have the means to protect ourselves, as long as we have our guns, there’s always hope.”
“And I’m sure our viewers will heed your advice, Professor.”
“Please call me ‘Zork.’”
“Well, Zork, thank you for being on the show. Oh, will you look who just hopped in. Hi, Henry, we’re just signing off. What are you up to?”
“Had to go to the grocery store, bought some sardines in olive oil, perhaps our most popular delicacy. Sorry to interrupt, but I’d just like to add that I don’t want one Jewish student to ever feel uncomfortable anywhere in our country, ever-ever-ever. Am I making myself clear? I want the IDF to release the security camera footage of Oct. 7 and force every college student in the United States to watch the full of it. Does that make any sense to you?”
“For sure it does. About time for the truth to get out about who and what Western Civilization’s common enemy is. Couldn’t agree more. This is your Roving Reporter, along with Zork and Henry, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. I liked the lobotomy reference. There’re some worms in that flowerpot over there on the windowsill, Henry. Burger time: my treat.”
[*Rachel Maddow: Obviously a person who has some mental problems. Zork says she’s one of those whose “cure is nonexistent.”]
“Misty Blue” (3:44)
Blue-suited congress members with a yellow stripe down the back that represents their concern for US citizens.
Congress concern is for themselves, and continuing to avoid ever being charged for the treason they committed when they (both parties) allowed Barack Hussein Obama to be given America’s government and her military. They want anyone but Trump as president…..That makes them feel safe from even the possibility of being charged with treason for giving America’s government and her military to her enemies via the now third term putative president, Barack Hussein Obama. A huge crime requires a huge cover-up, and one which has a penalty of hanging is the treason committed by Congress. Of course they know this and it explains the inaction and actions of Congress, now referred to as the Uniparty…………..The fundamental change (destruction) of America continues……
One last chance, vote for Trump 2024………..